Like last week, the listener sends in a question or concern they have, and Murase Ayumu (A) and Ishikawa Kaito (K) try to offer a solution.
K: It says here on the script that we were able to answer the ones from the preview.
A: Oh, but Kaito-kun sort of just gave up, right?
K: What? That’s not true!
A: Saying things like, “it’s fine if you just don’t eat it”—
K: That’s not true! It was a cutting edge remark!
A: That’s wasn’t cutting edge! If that was cutting edge, then—
K: It was as sharp as a survival knife!
A: In what way?! Just wait a second here!
K: Well … Geez.
A: Wait, wait, well … well, let’s just forget last time and try to make it up this time.
K: Oh, I see. I got it. Let’s do it.
A: Alright, then first, Kaito-kun.
A: Please return the spike.
K: Alright, let’s go.
A: Then the first mail is this! It’s from Mon-san. “I get really troubled when people I meet for the first time ask me how old they look. I don’t want to hurt their feelings if I end up guessing wrong. If someone asks me how old they look, how should I answer?”
K: About 5 years old.
A: Wait, you … Just what do you mean by that?
K: Well … if you end up guessing wrong, then you can turn it into a joke.
A: Wait, wait—
K: And then, and then you can reverse it by looking like you’re really struggling while saying, “hmmmm, I wonder how old … mmm, ahhhh, are you around … around 80 years old?” Then afterwards, they’ll be like, “there’s no way that’s possible—how old do I look?!”
A: Then, then let’s, let’s, let’s try it.
K: Alright, alright.
A: Say, how old do I look?
A & K: Hahaha!
A: That! That was really like a knife! Wow! Incredible!
K: Hahaha, I know!
A: Waaah, incredible! Seriously, that was really funny!
K: I really nailed that one, huh.
A: Wait, Kaito-kun, that was really incredible.
K: Alright, let’s go to the next one. It’s from Mon-san. Thank you very much!
A: Thank you very much!
K: “After I watch a horror movie, I can’t go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I’m really troubled … What should I do?!”
A: It’s fine if you just hold it in, right?
K: What are you going to do if you leak?!
A: If you leak … then (you figure out what to do) at that moment …
K: Ah, at that moment … I see … If you leak …
A: Because! Because you can’t go, right?
K: You can’t.
A: If you can’t go, then it can’t be helped, right?
K: Ah, well, pretty much.
A: What would you do, Kaito-kun?
K: What if you do it from the window?
A: Wait, Wait!! Wait, wait, wait, wait—
K: Is that no good?
A: Of course that’s no good.
K: I ended up just saying it, I’m sorry.
K: I’m sorry. That’s right, huh. I’m sorry, that was the only thing I could think of.
A: Hahaha, but that was funny.
Just so you know, Haikyuu!! Radio is bi-weekly, so we can expect Episode 2 this week. I’m prone to have made mistakes here, especially as they talk over each other— if you spot any, please let me know! I hope this helped you at least get a gist of what’s going on. Thanks! c: